1. Simple Facebook Status
1. Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen It`s about ACCEPTING that
whatever will happen, it`s for the BEST.
2. Sometimes, when she pushes you away she really wishes you would just stay ♥
3. I must be wishing on someone else`s star, because it seems like someone else always
gets what I wished for.
4. A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
5. That awkward moment when you`re trying to get over someone that you didn`t even go out with.
6. If someone truly wants you, nothing will keep them away. They will do everything they can
to be with you
7. Parent- Are you talking back to me? Me- Well, yeah. That`s how communication works.
8. You’re going to be happy & you’re going to fall. Life isn’t perfect, but that’s what
makes it the best of all.
9. That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.
10. No one gets tired of loving. You just get tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies,
apologies, and hurting.
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2. Birthday Facebook Status
1. Wishing an amazing day and many great things to come to a wonderful person.
Happy birthday.
2. Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything
that brings you happiness today and always.
3. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.
Enjoy the trip. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
4. Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
5. Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember
without a Facebook reminder.
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3.Angry Facebook Status
1.My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business,
mind your own problems before you talk about mine.
2. Don’t put words into my mouth. I have got plenty to say. Don’t tell
me how to live my life, I do things my way.
3. Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts.
Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
4. Some friends are like pennies. Two-faced & worthless.
5. You can’t trust anybody these days…you think you have a good friend till you
turn around and realize they have the knife 6 inches deep in your back.
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4. Break up Facebook Status
1. It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
2. Relationships are very simple. There are only two things that can happen. You
either get married or your break up.
3. The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so
little as to let you live.
4. Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new
start, you can always start now and make a brand new ending.
5. Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for
the past. EX is short for Expired.
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4. Clever Facebook Status
1. I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
2. What if life come with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
3. You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.
4. It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
5. I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for
insurance reasons.
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5. Emotional Quotes For Facebook
1. You think I’ve changed. Truth is you never really knew the real me.
2. You never understand it until you experience it.
3. Our life are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we miss.
4. When you put that ring on my finger, you put a chain of death around my heart.
5. Sometimes one hello, makes you never want to say goodbye.
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6. Facebook Friendship Status
1.True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
2. You’re a perfect example of why friendships don’t last forever.
3. Careful with your gift choice. Our friendship is on the line.
4. I’m sending you a smile not because you made my day but because I’m hoping
it will make yours a little bit better.
5. Sometimes people build walls not to block others out of their life but to see
who cares enough to break through the wall.
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7. Good Morning Facebook Status
1. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
2. Good Morning, people. Feeling a “GOOD DAY” comin on here…
3. Good beautiful morning! I feel a fabulous day coming on..
4. I’m in love with my bed, we’re perfect for each other! But my alarm clock just
doesn’t seem to want us together!
5. Good morning is a contradiction of terms…
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8. Good Night Facebook Status
1.Good night sleep tight I will be dreaming of you with all my might.
2.Time to end a shitty day and start again tomorrow.
3. Good Night all, May the words of God dance in your ears and bring Joy to your hearts
as you sleep tonight!
4. I am about to have a three some. Me, My bed, and my pillow! Good Night FaceBookers!
5. Off to my land of dreams and fantasies, Good Night and sweet dreams..
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9. Sorry Facebook Status
1.Very sorry can’t come. Lie follows by post.
2.I’m sorry I can’t speak very coherently.
3. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
4. It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
5. More men are sorry for speaking, than keeping silence.
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10. Valentine Facebook Status (Special)
1.48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit
in a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, That’s ‘YOU’ My dear valentine
2. If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking
for someone. When it’s right, they will come to you.
3. My darling, you bring joy to my life. Happy Valentines Day!
4. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
5. Why do I need a date for Valentine’s Day? I can buy my own damn flowers &
box of chocolate…
6. Whenever it hurts to look back, and you’re too scared to look ahead, you can always
look beside you and your best friend will be there holding your hand.
7. Its like I love you but at the same time i don’t… please someone help me figure this out
8. My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people i know but i love them..
9. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
10. You are the only one person I want to be with for the rest of my life and grow old
with. I love you.
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MoSt SpEcIaL sTaTuS fOr AlL pUnJaBi'S
1. Dilla chad de tu v khyaal ohda,
tere nall te kitti uhne gall v
nahin.Vaada kar k jehra nahi aaya,
aana jhaliya ohne kal v
nahin.Uhna todd nibhani ki
yaari,jehre kol khalonde pal v nahin.
2. ♪♫ Ishq Kamaya darr duniya da la ke mein, Sajana Tenu Labhya Rabb
Gwaa ke mein ♪♫
3. Main rab nu keha oh chad ke sanu tur gye,
pta nhi ohna di ki majboori c,
Rab ne keha is vich unha da koi kasoor nhi,
eh khaani tan main likhi hi adhoori c.
4. Tenu dekhe bina meri akh rove, Neer akhan wichon hanju ban-2 chove, kade galti
de nal kar tu v sanu yaad, Sade hanjuan da thoda jiha mul ta hove…..
5. Rabba Saade Vangu Na Koi Vichday, Te Na Koi Houke Lai Lai Rove
Eh Peed Judain Di Sehni Bahut Aukhi, Te Daag Ishqe De Na Koi Dhove
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Facebook Smiley Codes try this!!
Really happy emote: :D or :-D
Happy eyes: ^_^
Laughing eyes: >:o
Cat smile: :3
Grumpy: >:-(
Sad: :( or :-(
Crying emote: :’(
Shocked emote: :o or :-o
Glasses emote: 8) or 8-)
Cool shades: 8-|
Rude: :p or :-p
Woot?!: O.o
Dork emote: -_-
Duhhh emote: :/ or :\
Devil emote: 3:)
Angel emote: O:)
Kiss emote: :-* or :*
Love emote: <3
Pacman: :v
Shark: (^^^)
Robot: :|]
Weird guy’s face: :putnam:
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